With christmas fast approaching (it is christmas in Australia!) what is your typical christmas consist of?

I wake up at around 6am after staying up most of the night (im such a big kid). I then go downstairs and wait for my gran to arrive, we open up our presents (normally takes about an hour or so). After this my gran goes home for abit whilst we tidy the wrapping paper up etc and get dinner on.

At about 12pm my gran comes back round and we start drinking, eating nibbles etc (no not nipples) Then we have a big xmas dinner with crackers, lots of alchohol

Watch the queens speech at 3pm, although i will probably watch the simpsons one this year Then we just lounge around downstairs watching tv, films.....the soap specials and eating more and more! I will probably be hooked on gta san andreas allnight! Boxing day and the few days after are preety much the same.

What do you guys do? I rarely touch my computer or go online xmas or boxing day.