Have no fear, sunshine. Wildhoney is capable of pretty much anything! I managed to do this in Cinema 4D in 10 minutes. I've also included the project file (C4D) just in case you or anyone else wants to know how I did it.
Sadly though I'm too tired to sit down and loop the animation, but that could easily be done by yourself, by blending frame 1 with frame 90 via some clever manipulation.
Included in the package is the project file, 90 sequential JPEGs, and one Quicktime video. I don't have any animated GIF packages so you'll have to compile this yourself.
File: http://www.pawsfull.com/PhaZZed.Animated-Wildhoney.zip