I think you need to seriously identify your audience before sending a specification off to get it designed, that's why this design isn't doing ANYTHING to help sell your services, it may as well not be there.

It's not the designers fault, it's not a BAD design, it's the case of a bad specification. Whored, trendy style as Jon mentioned, little to no identity created, you would probably get more sales with a simple white page with links to your work.