I bought a book titled PHP, MySQL and Apache. It appears to be written by Julie C. Meloni and is published by Sams Publishing. It appears to be very comprehensive and even includes a CD-ROM starter kit of some sort. It cost me about $44 at B&N.

I paged through it for a bit, then came running here looking for someone to do this stuff for me. I can't say that I've read the book, but buying one should count, right?