Blue Ire - Someone to play cards with while we have Haris communicate with the locals and then build me and Ire our new yacht for pennys on the dollar; then we'll have village idiot fix the poor workmanship so the boat will float and keep Haris's attention while me and Ire sail off. Oh and we'll send a helicopter for village ( we had a 2 million dollar yacht after all. )


Hey I found more humor!