Looking for Partners

I have had the best idea ever.

This idea requires a lot of money and knowhow. I am seeking partners who would like to join for a 20% ownership for $500, as we will need capital to get started.

This super-secret site will sell a certain kind of website. I can't tell you because this idea is too valulable.

I'll give you a hint. It involves 'shortening' a certain kind of 'address'.

Can't get it? Okay -- fine, I'll let you in on the secret. BUT DONT TELL ANYONE OKAY?!

This site will sell sites selling url shorteners! You have no doubt seen the literal hundreds of URL shortening scripts, well, how do you cash in on that? By selling sites that sell these scripts!!

It's like back when California had it's big gold rush. The people who got really rich weren't the prospectors, they were the people who owned hardware stores. LET US BE THE HARDWARE STORES OF THE URL SHORTENING BUSINESS! We will sell these sites that sell sites that sell url shorteners!

But that's not the whole idea, you see I have ideas on how we expand. Eventually we'll need to sell sites that sell sites that sell url shorteners, opening up an entire unopened market!

No one has done this before! Lets be the first and cash in on this opportunity! Opportunity only knocks once, will you answer the door? Knock... knock...

Don't let this opportunity pass you buy! Purchase a 1/5th interest for only $500. MENTION TALKFREELANCE AND GET $50 KNOCKED OFF!! That's enough money to buy ten sandwiches!

Space is limited so hurry!