Hehe... Better to be auction, here is the hosting spec:
1000MB Space
10000MB Bandwidth
10 Addon/Park Domains
Unlimited Subdomains
Unlimited mySQL Databases
Unlimited PostgreSQL Databases
Unlimited Emails
Fantastico De Luxe
And all the rest... Will include a Virus Scanning as well!
Starting bid is $10! <-- It will be your YEARLY fee as well
Now give out this Xmas Special