A Specification [Help]

Right here's my problem at the moment.
I have been short of clients and ideas for about a month now and really would like some of your help.
I want a few of you to act as clients and give me a specification on any type of web template of your choice
Just copy and paste these headings and fill them in for me, it would make me a happy bunny

EXAMPLE:
Theme : WebHosting
Specific Colours : Green (#4gablah) Blue (#4gablah)
How many Links : 4
What exact links? : Home, service, offers, contact
Logo? : Yes
Banner or Flash Banner or neither : Banner
Area of space to type into (Large, Medium, small) : Medium
Login box? : Yes
Target Audience? : Buisness' (20+)
Rought layout (optional) (just draw something quick on paint if you want a specific design

If any of you could do this and act as a client, i will produce a design and see if it matches your standards.
This would be a great help to me,

thanks very much!

Bob