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A Joke for you...

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08-17-2007, 08:59 PM
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.

A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this s...!" exclaimed the eager salesman.

Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, Madam?"

"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"



Moral : Gather all required information before working on any project..

08-17-2007, 09:01 PM
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hah, i like

08-17-2007, 10:02 PM
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Nice, like that one

08-17-2007, 10:19 PM
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Good one.

08-17-2007, 10:26 PM
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Hahah, nice.

08-17-2007, 10:32 PM
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Haha thats a variation of one i heard, still pretty good though

08-17-2007, 10:35 PM
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Thanks for the laguh bud really needed some after a long tiring day

08-17-2007, 11:09 PM
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Haha, nice one indeed.

It's true though... I've rushed into projects without proper planning, and it almost always backfires. Being properly prepared is important.

08-18-2007, 12:03 PM
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Haha nice

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