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04-27-2006, 08:46 PM
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 I hate telemarketers
but I got revenge on one a few min ago:
phone spammer (ps): hello, im soandso from this company, I have a survey
me:(inturpting) survey eh? I have one for you first.
ps: o...k.....
me: have you ever been laid
ps: no
me: why?
ps: its against my morals
me: ok, well thats the survey... now il take yous, wait, aw crap, I gotta go now, can I have you name and phone number so I can call you back?
ps: its against company policy to give personal info like that out
me: I wonder why? maby its to keep people that you dont want calling you from doing so *click*
im not normaly this mean to them, but I have gotten somewhere around 12 calls this week from them.
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04-27-2006, 08:48 PM
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lol it's like Seinfeld with random smut at the beginning!
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04-27-2006, 09:06 PM
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04-27-2006, 09:11 PM
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why not just simply say "im not interested, don't call again", always works for me 
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04-27-2006, 09:28 PM
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04-27-2006, 09:47 PM
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they can never say my name right,
i always get mobile phone surveys
as soon as i hear the word survey i just put the phone down
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04-27-2006, 11:24 PM
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I've said...
"Oh my god, is this some kind of sick joke? He died 2 weeks ago!" Then put the tears on.
And similar to dan...
"Sorry, I'm a little busy at the moment, just give me your home number and I'll give you a call back tonight"
"I can't give you my home number"
"Because you don't like to receive stupid calls at home no doubt" etc (Which I kind of stole from Seinfeld btw)
As well as...
Them: Hello, I'm calling about...
Me: Hello, (loudly that can't be ignored)
Them: Hello sir, I'm calling about...
Me: Hello, can you hear me?
Them: Hello, I'm calling to let you know...
Me: Hello, are you going to speak or what?
Them: Hello sir, I'm calling about...
Me: I guess there's nobody there then? (and on it goes till they hang up).
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04-27-2006, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by feros
lol it's like Seinfeld with random smut at the beginning!
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04-27-2006, 11:51 PM
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They have a do not call list in my state ;P
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04-28-2006, 01:48 AM
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