LOL...funny thing is hosting companies and other places host garunteed contsts on forums like those...funny stuff...I despise pixelsfonts and adbstract 3d tentacles! and gradients with dark gray and light gray! (light gray and white all the way baby!)
I am so glad I can say I haven't done almost all of those things (I did do work for the approximate equivalent of $1 an hour once, but it wasn't a template!).