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01-15-2006, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by sletts02
Doesn't the law state as long as you start walking while the man is green you should have sufficient time to get accross before the traffic lights turn red, therefore it is not classified as J-walking if you start walking while the man is green?
I have heard them all, I told a few of them at my primary school graduation dinner. They went over well with everyone except for my principal.
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Yea but before i started crossing it started flashing red and I J-Walked right infront of a cop. That's the funny part...what are the chances of a cop being just at that place at that time... lol
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01-15-2006, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Dray
Yea but before i started crossing it started flashing red and I J-Walked right infront of a cop. That's the funny part...what are the chances of a cop being just at that place at that time... lol
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They probally needed more on their quota for the day. Sometimes they can be real hardasses if they give hardly any tickets, just depends on how many they have given and the integrity of the cop.
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01-15-2006, 07:47 PM
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01-15-2006, 08:26 PM
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AhahhahAHHAa oh my god..AHAHHA LMAOOOO. 3 words. THEY GOT SERVED! :P hahhaa
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01-15-2006, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Jako
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Ahahahahaha!
That was hilarious, I thought the cop was going to start running away but then he pulled out his batton and laid in to him. Isn't that police brutality though? I mean, he didn't even try to put handcuffs on him and just kept laying in to him.
Very funny to watch though, he thought he was top sh*t when he was walking over!
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01-16-2006, 01:39 AM
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Lmao, just imagine what a cop would do if you said one of those things to him. ^_^
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01-16-2006, 05:22 AM
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Only in America.
What do you mean by this? Please elaborate.
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I'm kinda curious too. What would a fifteen year old kid from the UK know about life in America?
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01-16-2006, 05:26 AM
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LOL, I love all of those.
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01-17-2006, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by cpvr
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he/she pulls you over.
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?
17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
14. Bad cop. No donut.
13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?
10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
9. I pay your salary
8. So uh, you on the take or what?
7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.
6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
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Haha that's a cool list. Love number 3 man! 
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