Sort of a gay joke...

Antonio was hanging out at his friend's house when his buddy said, “Let's go to a party.”

Antonio: I dont have any clothes.
Friend: Don't worry, pal. I'll lend you some clothes of mine.

So... Antonio borrowed his friend's clothes and they went to the party. There was a guy there who took one look at Antonio's shoes and said to himself, “This man must have a big chili.” ((they're Argentinians or some such - who knows???)) So the guy went up to Antonio, they made friends and danced together, then they went home and made mambo music.... When they were done, the guy gave Antonio a $20 bill.

Antonio: What's this for?
Guy: ((sigh...)) For you to go buy a pair of shoes that fit your size.

LOL